About PlateScorch

PlateScorch makes food accountability feel less like homework. Take a photo of a meal and Milo Vance, our original AI meal host, returns a personalized roast followed by one genuinely useful nutrition tip.

Milo is blunt, practical, and fast with a punchline, but he keeps the focus on the plate—not the person. His rule is simple: clock the choice, then improve the next one. Choose Warm-up, Straight-up, or Full Flame based on the kind of feedback you want.

Think your lunch can take it?

Join PlateScorch early and turn your next meal into better material—and a better choice.

    PlateScorch | Honest AI Roasts. Useful Nutrition Tips.